If you thought Porsche only made kick-ass, curvy, unaffordable, you-need-to-hit-the-state-lotto-to-get-one-of-these cars, check out the new P’8432 designer shades. That’s right. Words weren’t cool enough. They needed numbers to describe these bad boys. Blue-green tinted lenses so you feel like you’re floating under the sea-watch out for the giant squid!-which is probably the feeling you get
driving one of their cars.
But unlike one of their cars, these glasses, or at least the lenses, are unbreakable, cannot be broken (within reasonable earthly limits). So ram your face into a tree. Head-butt your best friend. The P’8432′s can take it.
Many brave unpaid Porsche interns took dozens of baseball bats to the face in order to prove the durability of these lenses, so the least you can do is hop on line and unload your next pay check for a pair of cool shades that tell the world: “I may not be able to afford a real Porsche, but I also can’t afford their glasses, so thank God for installment plans.”
Porsche P’8432 designer shades. Price – $295 at www.porsche-design.com
From Henna:
I love Porsche sunglasses and last summer I was thisclose to getting Porsche Aviators – then I realized that I always ruin my sunglasses and thought better of it.
One day when I become more responsible I’ll invest that much money in something Porsche.