At last, a lip gloss with spice enough for the vixen in all of us.
Enter Urban Decay’s “Pocket Rocket” lip gloss. The pocket-sized tool has an icon of on top (“Eric” is shown) –fully clothed. Flick your wrist and voila! He’s down to his underwear.
I had a laugh when I saw this lip gloss…kudos to Urban Decay for its innovation. To boot, the gloss is spiced with pheremones. You have to rub the ink on the tube to unleash the power of pheremones. Wild!
The lip gloss contains hyaluronic spheres that plump the lips, and also a brush applicator to help with unneven application and smudges.
Sheer genius, we say.
It hits stores in the fall and comes in different men to suit your whims: Doug, Timothy, Jesse, David, James, Kirk, Julio and Eric.
But you can buy yours here right now.
From fashion herald:
what a great throwback – remember those naked ciggy lighters? or was it pens? hmmm.
From eye4style:
These are pretty hilarious!
From Gail Cooke:
Particular? You bet! I never fell for just any Tom, Dick or Harry. But David, Timothy or James, aka Urban Decay’s Pocket Rockets, well, that’s another story.
These are oh so juicy lip glosses with a photo of the guy of your choice inside a capricious cap. There he is on one side, handsome as they come in killer clothes. What’s on the other side? Flick your wrist and try to suppress the triumphant smile when you see that you’ve torn the togs off Timothy or divested David of duds.
Plus and this is a big plus – how about a dash of pheromone? The vial is decorated with pheromone laced ink. Just give the ink a little rub to release this wee bit of magic then stand back…or move forward, as you choose.
David is a muscular rascal with gloss to match – a full-bodied claret. Timothy is what every mother hopes you bring home, so sweet he sends you roses, which is the color of his gloss. James is a tousle haired cutie whose gloss is petal pink.
Of course, these gents are great but just wait until you meet the other five! Haven’t you always wanted a basketball team?
- Gail Cooke