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Published on January 27th, 2009 | by Charu Suri


A 24k Gold Spray, Swarovski-crystal Bikini Wax? Okay then!

A bushy Betty is really passé, girls. This Valentine’s Day has got to sizzle. I mean, 28/7.

You’ll need a glam updo for dinner, and a sexy down-do for the bedroom.

Completely Bare is offering an opulent bikini wax with 24k gold spray and Swarovski crystals to adorn your *ahem* for the big day. Er, night.

The Opulent Bikini Wax is available at all salons (it used to be available only at the flagship store). What will your “down under” receive? A full Completely Bare bikini wax, a 24k gold spray to give your skin extra shimmer and Swarovski crystals applied by hand in the design of your choice.

There are also two limited edition designs: a red Swarovski Crystal Heart or your significant other’s initials.

Here’s the best (or twisted) part. If you’re single, you can opt for a broken heart or a skull and crossbones.

Hey, Jack Sparrow would dig it.

Completely Bare Locations:

103 Fifth Ave, NYC; 764 Madison Ave; NYC, Barney’s New York; 25 Bond Street in NYC and 12 Chase Road, Scarsdale, NY


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13 Responses to A 24k Gold Spray, Swarovski-crystal Bikini Wax? Okay then!

  1. Oh my!!!!! I had no clue now we needed to dress up downstairs. LOL

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  3. BH says:

    Reminiscent of fiddling while Rome burns!

  4. brigidb says:

    oh for fuck’s sake, why get so upset about a woman wanting to spray her pussy gold and bedazzle it! i think it’s absolutely hysterical, i may even have to try it myself…and the skull & crossbones is so fitting as there are plenty of toxic vajayjayz out there ;)

  5. Olga says:

    One question:


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  9. treacle says:

    Sounds expensive. And maybe possibly only worth it if the gold spray tastes interesting, something complementary to a woman’s natural flavor would be nice. Like saffron to your honey…
    Otherwise this is a complete waste of time, money, and pain.

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  11. corinne traynor says:

    …sounds yummy…and y not? it is nice to dress up your intimate body parts!

  12. Waxing NYC says:

    Dyanna Spa offers top spa quality service for men and women. We provide our clients with cost efficient, luxury services in a pleasant environment by highly trained professionals on a daily basis including waxing, manicures & pedicures, massages, facials, electrolysis and more. 

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